Today, I was woken up by my family surrounding me with breakfast in bed and "Sweet 16" balloons. My birthday is in 3 months, and I'll be 17. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML
Today, I woke up to find my parents singing "Happy birthday" with lots of hugs and kisses. My birthday is next week. FML
Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
Today, I woke up to balloons, streamers, and my roommates yelling “SURPRISE!” Unfortunately, they got the wrong day. My birthday is next week, and now I'll probably have to pretend to be surprised again in seven days. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML
Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonald's slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML
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SirHobnobs 0
You'd think your mom would remember the day you were pushed painfully out her genitals... I guess not. FYL anyways
prettypinkpixie 9
haha thats funny. sucks that they dont know when your birthday is. you should take advantage of this, make it a fun day all about you since its your birthday. then at the end of the day let them know they had the wrong day.
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Zebidee 9
Today was my poor, confused daughter's Sweet 16. She adamantly refuses to believe us, and insists she's nearly 17. This has been going on for years, and my wife and I are at our wits' end. FML.
PreludeToADream 0
Don't complain. Free breakfast in bed!
SchiTzenGiglez 0
Lie
underguarded 20
Time to move out
underpaid011 0
I thought Meg was just a cartoon character!
darkmis1 18
You got it all wrong-they planned you a surprise birthday party! They gotcha didn't they?
chilllls 0
Lies. sorry OP, I call b*llshit.
ayehihey 0
Why did you put the asterisk in the part of the word that isn't profane?
XDBrittany1228 0
wait to tell them after u open ur presents. since it's your 16th you might get something good :)
Huggz30 0
#94 has a good idea. But really u should tell them or write ur birthday down some where they will c it everyday.
swampstomper 0
so it was a total surprise
riotsarefun 0
you get to be 16 again yay!