Today, I was woken up by the sound of power tools at 6:30am. I stuck my head out my window and yelled at them to shut up. They didn't stop. I walked out the front door to find the bastard. It was firemen. They were sawing down the door of my neighbour's burning house. FML
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There aren't enough words allotted to tell a complete story... My sinuses are ****** in the morning, I can't smell anything until I go blow my nose. It was the neighbour's house across the street, which I can't see from my bedroom. And no, I heard no sirens. I live in a bad neighbourhood and have gotten used to sirens all night long, to the point where they no longer wake me.
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generalsmith2 0
why the hell would anyone using power tools stop using them because you told them to? fool.
AlmostThere_fml 0
lololololol Damn, people are really critical here. When you're half asleep it's like you're a different person. You have distorted judgment.
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Comments (54)
tdd1006 0
wow. you are a BITCH
hackymeal 0
he was half asleep idiots. when u wake up u tend 2 close ur eyes alot more for a bit
alexlindner1 0
ur an dumb bastard
rentatent 0
Oh the irony..
andreajceja 0
Firemen (:
Shika511 0
Today, while firemen were trying to save me from my burning house, my jackass neighbor tries to get them to stop. Oh, and my house burnt down. FML
cookiemonster97 0
if I was you I wouldve said bitch use an axe not a power tool
esebenz 0
dick
painterpeace 0
hold up powertools to get a door down in a fire the door would burn down retard pics or it's fake