Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during some previews before the new Harry Potter movie, a guy stood up and led the audience in an enthusiastic and rather successful chant "H-A-R-R-Y!". Minutes later when I attempted to do the same thing, I was pelted with half-full bags of popcorn, freezing sodas, and booing. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally convinced me to watch Harry Potter for the first time. I was bored out of my mind the entire time, and by about an hour in, all I could think about was how badly I wanted to punch Hermione for being a rude little know it all. FML
Today, while watching Harry Potter, I realized I don't have any positive memories to be able to do a Patronus Charm. FML
Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
Today, I had to do a "damage report" on myself after going to the midnight premiere of Harry Potter. As I was waiting for the previews, a 20 year old man dressed as a house elf tackled and wrestled me for my seat. FML
Today, I finally realized how stupid I am, when I answered a question correctly in class and my teacher started clapping and cheering. FML
Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML
Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML
Today, I was at a band concert with 500 other people. The song they were performing stopped, and I loved it so much I stood up and clapped. Everyone stared, while I slowly realized the song wasn't over. FML
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
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mischief_managed_fml 0
Don't worry, I've done this too... Harry Potter is great. :)
zabeth_fml 0
OP: Google 'mirror neurons' - it's natural to mimic what you see, like wincing when someone gets punched in the balls or smiling when others are smiling. S'called being human. :) At least your brain's intact?
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Morgatz 0
Yeah, only problem is the mods completely fail now. Seriously, they let about 15 posts a day from "Anonymous" (hello, guys, you can't post anonymously on this blog) slip through the cracks. I've seriously considered not reading this anymore because a good half the posts are from one person with no life.
mk893 0
i'd do it too.
leushqua 2
ahahaha thats so funny :D
kbullxo 0
haha thats okay sometimes i think i'm in Gryffindor and my best friends are hermione, ron and harry.
maggiemaexo 0
haha :D I've done that when watching ABDC. But you're life definitely isn't ******.
blahdsflksfd 0
so?
DrinkBainne 0
How is this a FML?
abcdefghiloveyou 0
HP=win This FML being posted=fail
MaddieMonster 0
Besides the fact that yes, Harry Potter does win, this doesn't deserve FML status. It's "ridiculous".
bensuss95 0
i do that all the time