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Today, I was washing the dishes at work. I had to pee really bad but first I wanted to finish the dishes. A coworker jumped out from behind the ice machine. I screamed like a girl and pissed my pants. FML

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klovemachine 24

Nope. Just me and the coworker.

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Well, at least it wasn't shit.

Well on the bright side, at least you were able to finish the rest of the dishes without having to fight the urge to pee anymore.

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At least your diligent. Even if you pissed your pants, being determined will definitely help you in the long run.

Probably stinks to be janitor at that place right now...

You had to pee really "bad"? Well you did pee. And it was really bad.

Two Weeks notice and move two Towns over.

anything to do with water warm water washing dishes then the urge to pee was probably made worse, would for me anyways haha but I learned my lesson when you have to go, GO don't hold it. That would suck happening at work though sorry op!!

Xxblackice 13

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A lot of people scare too easily.

klovemachine 24

Nope. Just me and the coworker.

My new wife replaced all my underwear with Pull Up's so I would never have to worry about accidents...... Smart Lady !!!!

it brings the happy to my heart knowing that adults can be justas silly and fun as kids lol