Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML
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Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
Today, while walking my dog, I saw a hot guy so I tried to look chill. My dog chose that exact moment to take an enormous dump. I didn’t have any bags. The dude stared while I pretended to check my phone until he walked off. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Today, after watching TV, my boyfriend and I had to go walk our dog. I was too lazy to get up from the couch immediately so I teased him by turning off all the (smart) lights using my phone. He got mad and went upstairs to continue watching TV, so now I have to walk the dog alone. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML
Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
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Bostern 29
He sounds like a... Handful
pieman528 10
Or.... You would've looked like some kind of hero carrying a tired dog around. People like that stuff, ask the Internet.
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Comments (84)
TcheQ 12
Nah, my older friend told me about carrying her dog because it pretended to be hurt. If this kind of behaviour +worse continues, get a dog therapist to set that bitch straight
natsaysheyyy 16
Lol, you're whipped by your dog. If my dog randomly say down in the middle of a walk, I would have snapped the leash and forced him back up by dragging the leash. Your dog should serve you, not the other way around. And don't say "Oh, I'm not strong enough to make him walk..." because I have an 80 pound dog and I'm only 120 pounds. And I can do it with my dog.
lizwillis985 1
Happens to me all the time.
aj9090 9
haha. my dog does this too when I take her with me walking. except she's a shitzu and rly spoiled already so she knows I'll pick her up.
snippit 18
I did this yesterday too :/
Derpylicious 3
Clearly the dog is your master when it should be the other way around.
sugoine 12
Poor doggy was too pooped to party
Krimzon 5
Hard to believe...maybe its sick.
FirstFlight 2
Dogs with thyroid problems will often do exactly that. Google 'canine hypothyroidism' and check to see if your dog has the other symptoms.
marinewife519 12
Good way to lift weights