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Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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well there you go, apparently he was helping you out aswell..giving you a bag to pick up the crap.

wow!! FYDogs Life!!

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my dog poops out parts of plastic or of my mom's pads ..... so nasty

aah. what the hell. how does that happen?!?

The illustration ♥

I like how the dog has fists.

This is the most amusing comic I've seen in a long time on this site.

LOVE this illustration.

notsofriendly 17

LOL GOOD ILLUSTRATION

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! LMAO!!!! Nice illustration!! :D

Silentium_fml 0

You really need to be more careful about these things, they can die from eating things like so you're lucky. I work at a vet and we do surgeries to remove things like that somewhat frequently. We recently had a beagle who ate a flip flop.

I agree, but you can't always control what your dog eats. Where I live, most dogs are outside dogs. Meaning they spend their entire time outside, with no one looking after them. Nobody can really monitor what they eat.

Serafie 0

The dog's faces just make this amazing.