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Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML

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well there you go, apparently he was helping you out aswell..giving you a bag to pick up the crap.

wow!! FYDogs Life!!

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In Soviet Russia, we shoot people who make shitty jokes about Soviet Russia.

BIRDMAN4896 0

he was probably just trying to help u out by eating a bag and when he pooped it would save u from picking it up because he would poop in the bag

is it wrong that I lol'd at this? the way it played out in my head was hilarious..

Haha. Youch. Well, it's better than worms.

I'd just love to ask him what the hell he was thinking while eating that.

:) That was nice of you. Pulling a bag out of your dogs ass and everything.

No joke, this EXACT same thing happened to me with my dog. Twice.

Isn't that cute? He tried to bag it for you.

aidenkush 0

lmao favorite!!