Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML
Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML
Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML
Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back, and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML
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NoMore_CoolNames 14
He caught you slippin.
dachayke 16
And then his car slid into a ditch.
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Comments (55)
BexBaby86 21
More like sore ass. Or numb ass. Lol jk. Hope the driver ditched his car :)
Xotoolyxo 16
They see you slippin'..they hatin'(;
sweenyme 7
I am so sorry. I hope you have a better day tomorrow.
Meld86 12
Dooooouchebaaaaaaaag!!!
dachayke 16
You actually look like you're saying that with the awful duckface in your profile pic.
dawood_k 27
Dumbass
lindora 35
That sucks about your arm. Walking on ice is like an art form here.I think that's why we love hockey so much.
ThankYouGoodbye 14
That's offensive to dumbasses, in other words me.
HSArchon 9
Dooooouchebaaaaaaaag!!!
nitrog100 21
You live in Canada. You deserve it because you should have ice on lockdown by now.
Nicole819 11
sucks when you "slip up" in front of people. lol sorry OP
Aweh_Olivia 13
Just laugh it off OP, you'll never see him again