Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I’m a high school teacher and I finally learned how to use the smartboard properly. I connected my laptop to demonstrate a lesson… and projected the last thing I had open: a half-written email complaining about how loud this exact class is. Thirty teenagers read it in silence. One kid raised his hand and said, “Fair.” FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I finished writing the most perfect love letter for this girl at summer school. At the end of the letter I signed: Your secret admirer. Cute, right? Not really. Turns out I was so anxious to finish the letter that I ended up writing my name at the bottom. FML
Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML
Today, in one of the corridors at university, I was pretending to have passionate sex with one of my lecturers to make my mates laugh. She happened to walk by just at that moment. She reminded me when my next exam is; she will be marking me. FML
Today, I gathered the courage and wrote a love letter to put in the girl I like's school bag, at the end of classes. I felt anxious for a response. Her bag turned out to be her cousin's, and I became a joke in the classroom. FML
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML
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Meri_fml 0
Oh please, why do you write a love letter in class?! Don't you have a computer at home?
AegisXOR 0
Ouch, I hope you don't lose your job for that boner. (hee hee, linguistics) On an unrelated note, I was extremely confused until I read it a second time and noticed you were the teacher. D:
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Comments (24)
Tri_fml 5
Owned.
snafu_fml 0
Funny how it assumed the poster is male.
gaygregg 0
that sucks. hope you DONT get fired.
Mannerheim 0
Dude, I am actually with the poster on this one. Not a gay myself, but seriously, what can you do on a school computer that is not blocked? Well, you could always listen to online radio. NM dude, hopefully your boyfriend appreciates it, haha! Easy
juicym 0
why would you do that at work dude you had that one coming !
RLJJ 0
Being gay : nothing wrong with that. Doing your private stuff at work : that's bad. When you're not alone in your room : that's worse. But being such an asshole that you don't control your tools (your computer) when you should be paying particular attention : you really deserve it, sorry.
Bibico_fml 0
Here's the real weird part: Your letter just showed up on MY TV screen. Dude, I saw it on Youtube, also! You really are a great role model!
Lou_Briccant 0
Smooooooooth, operator. Smoooooth oper-aaaaaa-tor.
Jason_fml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Hopefully you get fired and get charges pressed against you by the students' parents. Completely inappropriate to be doing at work, let alone to be doing in a room filled with minors. You deserved that and then some.
Lou_Briccant 0
I guess "accidents happen" is much too complex a concept for some to grasp.