Today, I was trying out for a position as pitcher for my college baseball team. I threw the ball as hard as I could, and then collapsed to the ground in agony from a dislocated shoulder. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my first day of softball practice. I'm the youngest one on the team by about 2 years, so I wanted to prove I'm just as good as everyone else. Too bad I tripped in the outfield and got hit in the head with a bat. I have a concussion. FML
Today, my baseball team had a game and one of our best players was injured sliding into first. I'm pretty fast so when the coach called my name I grabbed a helmet assuming it was finally my chance to get in the game. Turns out he just wanted me to get ice. The entire team couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was selected to throw the ceremonial first pitch at a baseball game. I practiced every evening for two weeks. In front of hundreds of people, I got so nervous that I let go of the ball behind me instead of towards homeplate. The mascot had to retrieve it. FML
Today, I went to the orthopedist resulting from an incident last Sunday during a baseball game. After crushing a hit into right field, I slid into second base, making it thankfully, toppling over the base. The orthopedist needs a STAT MRI about a possible torn ACL and a possible torn MCL. We also lost 22-1. FML
Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, after I'd spent two weeks convincing my friends I could definitely beat them at bowling, on the first throw of the night, I slipped, launched the ball into the gutter three feet in front of me, and somehow pulled a muscle in my back. FML
Today, I started playing softball again in a league after not playing for about 5 years. My very first time at the bat I whacked a foul ball into the parking lot and hit my own car. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
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GoGiants28 13
Struck out at that position...
Nordrag 26
Although never very good at sports, this was always a very real fear of mine when I played baseball as a kid because I remember watching an older kid do that.
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Comments (46)
abNormal62 23
You should always have a second career path choice as a back up. Pitchers' mound? You have the transferrable skills
rvontr88 21
This might not be the sport for you then. Don't pretty much all Colleges make their teams with recruiters anyways? Feel Better!
Johnatron 18
I also play baseball and that shouldn't of happened. Did you stretch and warm up correctly? If not YDI, but if you did FYL.
rjc490 29
Fyl, dislocations don't feel good. Did you at least set a new fast pitch record or anything cool?
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Ouch, sorry op! Hope you heal soon and completely. :)
1Personation 11
On the bright side you have really proved your commitment to the team!
bushytomatoe 19
You sure you weren't trying out for dodgeball? Sorry about your should OP
Countryboy1996 18
Stretching saves lives.
Pingvinai 37
But did you make it in
DaBayst 15
This is why I never wanted to pitch.