Today, I was talking to my husband about our favorite TV show, when he took my face in his hands and sweetly whispered, "You're so pretty. Why must you ruin it with words?" FML
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He was actually joking when he said it. I just thought it was funny because of the way he said it like he was being all romantic, so I submitted it. So stoked it got published! And to the person who said yeah "our" favorite show-it was Game of Thrones, which is both of our favorite shows. lol
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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lonewolf621 17
Sometimes silence is golden.
Grauncho 27
Well, we now know he didn't marry you for your personality.
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jensen21 19
At least he called you pretty.
SweetasCandy0609 28
I would of grabbed his face bank and said you look so smart but then you open your mouth and ruin it by saying something stupid.
graceinsheepwear 34
If he is rich enough to have a face bank, let him say what he wants!
iseebearbears 27
Same goes for you .
SweetasCandy0609 28
#57 we said anything about OP'S bf is rich? And even if he does it's still not okay to treat a women like especially when he says he cares about it her I don't really care if you agree I speak mind if you don't like it then to bad for you and anyone else who doesn't.
SweetasCandy0609 28
Just because I have many doesn't mean that I go around being ride to them because then that makes them think I better than and I am not better then anyone else money or not.
hcollins1 18
91, read your first comment then you will understand why 57 made that comment. Congratulations, you just answered your poorly worded question! Proof read your comments before you post them, it helps.
zed34 18
Someone needs to slap the s-s-stupid out of you
yobatchofcookies 8
I think he appreciates your beautiful presence... Just that he prefers silence... Sometimes.
abutton 15
Oh I want to do that to my girlfriend so often
starile 20
Good thing FML serves as a dating tips hotline! Now you know what to do.
roopstetter 7
my husbands favorite thing to say is "most men would rather marry an ugly woman with brains than an ugly woman with a pretty face. luckily I am not that man." thanks honey. -_-
Enslaved 38
I understand now haha
edmunson 22
How many times did you have to read it? Just curious...
roopstetter 7
*a dumb woman with a beautiful face. ugh scatter brain!
SaintJimmyxx 8
at least you're pretty.
Obey_StudBoii 23
He was having a gurly moment
archertheo 15
You are a women...
Waredo_Dyrge 11
Maybe she is Legion
WellThatSucked89 13
We are many, but we are one... Mass Effect
WellThatSucked89 13
Oh come on... the characters name was Legion.
hcollins1 18
What?! OP is a woman?! How did you figure that one out?