Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a girl. Wanting to make a good impression, I spend a lot of time getting ready and by the time I get to the place we were supposed to meet she isn't there anymore. I call her to see where she is. She's in bed with another guy and says "I was REALLY waiting for you". FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, I was supposed to have dinner with my best guy friend, (He’s gay. It’s platonic) but he never showed up.I waited for 30 minutes in the rain, texted and called, but he’s not here. This is the day after he “pranked” me by telling me the guy I like likes me back. I have no idea what’s going on. FML
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, it was my second day of house-sitting. I was so out of my mind from not seeing people that I invited a bunch of friends over for dinner. I said I would pay for pizza and we could all hang out in the house. Even with an unsupervised house and free food, no one showed. FML
Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML
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HannahForbesxo 13
Forever alone.
BigFudge 2
shoulda called and demanded free pizza. or joined in with your best friend and her boyfriend and made his day.
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Comments (71)
juston_p 1
I'd never ditch you like that.
phantom55_fml 7
are you good looking? if so i'd take you pizza and join in the fun..
NomOnShroomz 14
So you were hoping to score with the pizza guy?
DKjazz 20
What, were you thinking you could make out with the pizza guy? Happens all the time in ****. "Hello miss, did you order a large Italian sausage?"
DCFan 9
Hey dipshit.. the pizza guy didn't show neither. Try reading the post
swittig 0
that's the joke fucktard
applesuckers 0
26 ... wow -_-'
budbad8 0
well next time order and make it carry out.
monkeygristle 1
Put a shirt on dammit!
rebeldevil 4
obviously he's trying to show off his photoshop skills.
mismonroe 0
I'd be more upset about the pizza.
JenL_fml 7
Rough.
Molord1 0
you're incredibly hot ;)
mikaylaraymond 0
ohh i feel you pain i hate being third wheel fyl
anothersuicide 0
maybe the pizza guy was ur date..?