Today, I was startled by my roommate marching a drunk man out of our apartment. Somehow he found his way in complete darkness into the bathroom without alerting me or my dog next to the only door. He mistook the clothes hamper for the toilet. FML
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Nexpecto 28
This is the most spot on reply haha! The scariest part of this whole ordeal is that I was awake but had my eyes closed and still didn't hear a drunk intruder come in. I'm a tetraplegic meaning that I have little use of my arms and none in my legs. I have my bed in the living room so that I still have things to do at night since I am bed bound. Because of my lack of independence, I have caregivers that come in daily to help with my needs. My roommate left the door unlocked around midnight so that he would not have to get up to let my caregiver in on Saturday morning. The last thing we were expecting was a drunk man urinating in the bathroom at 3:15 AM! My dog Bella makes the sweetest pit bull but worst guard because of how friendly she is. As frustrating as it it, we still love her. This was definitely the luckiest I've been in a long time and the last time the door is unlocked at night. If I had been completely alone that night there would have been absolutely no way for me to get his drunk ass out. Thankfully it was just a wasted man looking for a toilet instead of a crack head looking to get his next fix
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patrickalamo 48
Time to start locking your doors...
extrasnipes 22
What kind of ninja is he?
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patrickalamo 48
Time to start locking your doors...
colvindj 22
Negative votes for all of you!
piedpiper303 29
well, they were going to get washed anyway...
clairesucks 37
Pfft yeah so a but of poop or piss won't hurt anyway. Because they were already going to be washed
russfml 31
Most dogs are really aware of intruders. Sounds like this drunk guy had a couple sausage links for a free pass to your hamper, FYL
AnimeDreams 14
Wow. I feel really bad for you OP! I hope the rest of your day goes swell (^。^)
subscript 15
What a great guard dog you have.
Markovski 18
Lock your doors...
vikky538 29
was he your ex roommate? we need a followup on this ....
Deku_Cutie 12
at least the flothes were already dirty?
JK4EVR8114 1
I hate that all the funny comments get down voted on this app