Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML
Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML
Today, my colleague was wearing a beautiful dress. I decided that I had to go over and compliment her. As I walked over, my coffee cup flew out of my hand and onto said dress. She had to go home and change, and my boss had to cover for her. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, as I left class, I felt a tug on my rucksack from behind. Thinking it was just someone deliberately dragging me back, I struggled to let myself free and shouted, "Let go!" I looked over my shoulder just to find that one the straps was trapped in the doorhandle. Everyone was in hysterics. FML
Today, I was at a clothing store. I tried on a dress, but decided it was too much for me. Taking it off, I realize my hair was tangled in the big security button. The employees had to bring me to the front of the store, lay me on the counter, and take the button out in front of a laughing crowd. FML
Today, I got stuck in a dress in the fitting room and had to call the sales associate for help. She had to crawl under the door to rescue me. FML
Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
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Top comments
gunmania0 12
pervert.
Lizza330 28
I think you should've asked her if she wanted help, because now she probibly thinks you're a creep.
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Comments (174)
jklol11 0
ha u r a perv!!!
mmoreland 0
Ydi for trying to be nice. No good deed goes unpunished
CitrusGirl 0
Wicked! Yes!
Flutist 3
Actually its Clare Boothe Luce who wrote the line "No good deed goes unpunished" not Wicked. They just happened to use it.
DuRpY 5
Aaaaand that's how i met your mother...
pieintheface 0
very akward
gellybeangels 6
wow did you tell her what happened?
Zero22120 12
nice of you to try anyway
traze 7
Don't act like you didn't like what you saw.
Igor_g5 0
Should have not touched it. She would have figured it out. Or you could have just said something.
Chibiko 9
You should have told her rather than take the initiative to do it for her. Must have been awkward. lol But you had good intentions I suppose, not that it'd really be noticeable now that you've made yourself appear like a creep.
HeavyMetalViking 0
"Well obviously I need a bigger lot for my limo"