Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML
Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML
Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
Today, I was on train when an attractive girl got on. There were no free seats and seeing as how my stop was next, I gave her mine. As soon as I did, the train came to an immediate halt, due to "brake problems". I spent the next 40 minutes standing up. FML
Today, I was traveling by bus. There were no spare seats, so I stood next to a seated lady. When she got off at her stop, I was amused because her bum made the shape of a mushroom on the seat. I went to sit on it. So I'm sitting there when I realise the seat is really warm... and wet. FML
Today, while on the bus, I had to stand as all the seats were taken. I was standing behind a group of small girls who were messing around with their bags. As they were swinging them, one hit me square in the nuts with her elbow. The girl said, “Wise up, I hardly touched you.” I missed my stop. FML
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat forward to give her more leg room, my friend pulled off - slamming my seat back into her legs. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
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Top comments
GloomySkyz 0
If nobody has realized from reading all these FMLs yet, Its the really stuck up popular girls that do this kinda stuff. Spending the rest of your life with her or a part of it would be a bitch.
Aelaena 6
WOW what a bitch
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Comments (151)
Some___Guy 0
I'm sure everyone's out to get you - nothing else could have possibly been going on here.
Vasir 2
This is when you ask her to have a seat.. and dont go all chris hansen on her.
boatiebanter 0
So what? Not everything people do in your vicinity is meant as a personal insult to you. She could have any number of reasons for preferring to stand.
newguy_fml 0
well, **** her. You were being polite, not making a move.
Malexhe 0
I'd do that. It wouldn't to be mean though, I'm just really shy and I hate sitting next to people I don't know on the bus. I have to have an invitation to sit down, first.
4ube_fml 6
You deserved it for putting your backpack on the seat next to you in the first place. I NEVER use two seats when i'm on a bus or subway were more than half of the seats are taken.
Pepperolls 0
That happens so often to me. Sometimes the whole aisle is full of standing people, and not one of them sits next to me. So I don't think this is much of a FML at all =.=
xHaniffax 0
YDI for ******* saying proceeded! you did not proceed to do anything! you placed it! End of.
butterflyeyes 0
this is no fml I'm a model in San francisco. so it's not uncommon to be offered a seat at a table or on the bus when I'm in the city, but I'd much rather stand than sit awkwardly in close quarters with a stranger. it's awkward enough on plane trips to be assigned seating next to someone Im not familiar with howver attractive they may be. I actually prefer that in a plubic setting when I'm not accompanied with a friend, that there be at LEAST one seat between myself and the next person. no matter what gender, race, or how good looking they may be. and if u expect her to be friendly, you gotta do better than just moving your bag, ask her politly if she would like the seat, and if she accepts then introduce yourself if she's just looking around or out the window. and if she does decline it doesn't mean it's personal, just (like myself) not a fan of awkward small talk with people I will never see again in small spaces. and more often than not, she's just shy.
papertigers_fml 0
i never sit down on a bus if it's crowded. i leave the seats for people who really need them. plus i hate sitting close to strangers. cute or ugly, i don't care, it just makes me uncomfortable.