Today, I was reviewing documents at work, only to find one of my coworkers has been signing off on paperwork, claiming he's been walking one of the residents daily. Aside from being a double leg amputee, the patient died two weeks ago. The state review board comes this week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my quarterly review with my supervisor at the warehouse I work at. He told me I was doing great and we discussed my raise. After I left his office, his supervisor told me I was being fired for my attendance. The last time I missed work was to attend a funeral. Five months ago. FML
Today, as a CNA, I had to go through the belongings of a patient. His phone rang and I answered - it was his boss. As I explained, he cut me off and said to "drop the act" and "he better be there now or he's fired". He was pronounced dead-on-arrival. FML
Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML
Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML
Today, after years of me trying to get better, I finally have to admit that I'm severely disabled, as I saw it on my assistance paperwork. FML
Today, I had to cover for a coworker who didn't turn up for work. He's always late for work and I was pissed off about having to cover for him again, so I said to my colleagues, "He better be either in hospital or dead." Turns out he was dead. FML
Today, while working at my job at a nursing home, I slipped and fell. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just water. No, one of the residents had just had an "accident". FML
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
Today, I work as a RGN in an old victorian-style nursing home. Due to Covid-19, we've lost many residents, one passing just the night prior while I was with him. This morning, the TV turned on its own at nearly 4 a.m. in the lounge, and one of the HCAs reported stuff falling off in the corridor. FML
Today, working as a nurse, I saw a patient in for follow-up after a partial leg amputation. I checked her blood pressure and gave her the reading, which prompted her husband to ask what it meant. She replied, "I'm alive." Before I could stop myself, "And kicking" spilled out of my mouth. FML
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Top comments
katty18724 25
That co worker needs to be fired..
Aspen_Grace33 27
I can't believe he got away with this for that long. Doesn't anyone else check up on these "caregivers"?
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Comments (54)
cryssycakesx3 23
I'm sorry, what?
coklara 15
I don't understand
tanekdrachonae 19
OP's co-worker is a lazy piece of shit. That's all you need to know.
hxnnxh 14
Unless you're his boss, it's his problem, not yours!
that1guy35 3
you are actually correct and people are downvoting you for some reason
worldclassrager 41
Send it back to be corrected
chosha_fml 27
Better find out quick, OP, who else he's just pretending to take care of. Your facility could be in more trouble than you think.
SMHsohard 22
Possibly why the State is there in the first place-they usually show up when someone has complained about care or conditions.
Jghaugland 6
Swiggity swoogity he ****** you in the booty.
kyu_Q 19
That doesn't even rythme
VooDooCarrie91 19
Your co-worker is an asshole.
QueenofWheels 13
If the person hadn't died I would have said maybe he is rolling their wheelchair for them but no he is just a lying a hole.
nursetonks 3
The states gonna love that
91hayek 31
Sounds like the VA scandal you guys have. It's the saddest when corruption comes at the heavy expense of those in society that really need help. Lowest of the low. That kind of blood money doesn't wash.