Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
Today, while breast feeding my 7 month-old before his nap, I hummed his favorite song as I rocked. He pulled away, stared at me, and cried til I shut up. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML
Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure her, I was kissing the back of her head while the Dr. was checking her hearing. After a few minutes, I realized the Dr. had put his hand to steady her head. I was kissing his hand. FML
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hiddydiddy 0
She will grow up to be a very amazing person.
6969awesome 0
haha wat a funny kid
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Comments (151)
catatonicsleep 17
maybe she didn't like the song you were singing....
Tikwichka 5
I think that's the point.
desigirl2010 0
I think what catatonicsleep meant was maybe it wasn't because the mother can't sing, but actually the song she chose to sing. This PSA has been brought to you by AXE Shower. It cleans your balls.
Tikwichka 5
Nah, my comment has been moved. it wasn't intended for Catatonic. Please disregard.
georggx 3
lmfao!! aww that's adorable!!
Jonkbaby 23
kinky
reggie77 0
how is that kinky?
lidemocr 0
wth is wrong with you?
LDP2 0
WTF?
Rawket_Lawnchair 0
This made me laugh lol. 35 and 64: find a sense of humour.
mfmylifesrsly 30
agree with 69. < hehe it's 69
Jonkbaby 23
lol thanks guys
Jonkbaby 23
mfml do you have ffm
FYLDeep 26
She must have taste.
allmidnighteyes 11
YDI for singing Nickelback songs to a 2-year-old.
FYLDeep 26
If nobody cared and everyone cried, If nobody loved and everyone lied, If nobody shared and swallowed their pride, Then we'd see the day, when everyone died
BloodyHeel 8
yuck.
wDeemish 0
Awww adorable :3
Jimboom 12
Lol, you have an awesome kid.
rustic 0
the kid wants hard core songs! not mushi mushi baby songs!
CreateZ 0
I know right? What two year old doesn't want their mom singing songs from bands like Carnifex & GWAR to them at night?
sourgirl101 29
Holy hell. I thought Alice Cooper was freaking singing "School's Out". GWAR top him. I like the one with the bear trap face.(:
AlexBuda 0
YDI for being a terrible singer, maybe you should try bedtime stories.
CreateZ 0
I know right? What kid doesn't want their mom singing Carnifex to them?
CreateZ 0
^ That wasn't supposed to be here...
QWERTYCommander 5
YDI for being a terrible singer.