Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac required me to shake up a test tube filled with different materials. Taking the test tube in one hand, I shook it up and down. My teacher then stood next to me and said, "It's disturbing how good you are at that." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in science class, I was bored and playing with a paper towel, dipping it into a container of water. When my teacher caught me and asked what I was doing, I panicked and said I was "drying the water." FML
Today, while doing chemistry, I was repeatedly reprimanded by the teacher for holding the test tubes higher than my partner's head. I'm 6'2, and the person I was assigned to work with is about 5'1. You can't switch partners unless your partner is absent or gets pulled from the lab for being a dangerous idiot. FML
Today, as a science teacher, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of my students asked me if it was "photoshopped." He was being serious. FML
Today, I was in the middle of a chemistry exam when I felt an urgent need to fart that was difficult to hold in. I sit in the back, so I tried to do the "One Cheek Sneak." It came out sounding like a loud, obnoxious kazoo. The professor remarked, "No hazardous chemicals outside the lab!" Everyone laughed. FML
Today, I had a substitute for science and I was standing at the stationary table when some other guy came over and made the thing wobble. The whole thing fell over and I got all the blame. Then I was sitting with my friends at lunch but another friend came back right when my crush was gonna sit next to me. FML
Today, in Chem, I was chosen to hold the fire extinguisher just in case something happened while showing how to blow up a dangerous chemical. My teacher told me to spray if anything got out of control. He lit the fire and I freaked out and sprayed it. The entire wing of my school was evacuted. FML
Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML
Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML
Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML
Today, we had a surprise test at school. I was totally unprepared for any of it, so I BSd the whole thing and turned it in. A few minutes later, our teacher said we were allowed to use our notes to finish the test. FML
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Top comments
kingkash 0
if it's a he, then by disturbing he means that you should see him after class If it's a she, then she's just jealous.
kravitzz1990 0
ROFL!!!! ur teacher is awsome!!!!!! hahaa
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Comments (95)
BellaMuerte_fml 0
Hahahaha, your teacher is amazing. That's just awesome.
El_mariachi 0
omg that was you???? haha
handsoff 0
This just doesn't ring true for me. Don't you usually mix the contents of a test tube by inverting it repeatedly? Nice try, but no.
zackok 0
no ur on crack
Mx_Rider 6
well, your name does say handsoff :)
WonderBlunder 0
So did you fail your prac?? "Shook it up and down" is NOT the way to mix something in a test tube.. You swirl it horizontally, not vertically.
rachelthelime_fml 29
Unless OP was testing a solution for fat with ethanol, in which case they'd have their thumb over the top while they shook it up and down.
rockmum 0
love it,,,lol, u bad girl
heyitsbrii 0
hes a guy
ShesIndecisive 0
hahahahahahaha owned.
joey1707 0
Every single chem teacher in the history of chem teachers has said that to at least one student in every class. Get over it.
CatherineARE 0
see, u don't need to set yourself up like tht. as an example: my mothers maiden name is "Hancock" which when u say it fast or mispronounced(which everybody does) it sounds alot like "Handcock", so when everybody found this out, i now get called "miss Handcock" and now the teachers know, and they allways yell "CATHERINE, HANDS, ON DESK" seeing tht i set by at least 2-3 boys(of one which is the same) in every class, the advice here is don't set yourself up! :) trust me it will go one 4 years
meepmeep_fml 0
shit, i think i need to make a drink in order to be able to decipher that comment. wow.
idspud 3
yea my moms maiden name is horman I know where your coming from there
xSceneSceneBabyx 0
your science teacher is a prevert.
yehr 0
they just have a sense of humour.. you could tell if it was anything else.
blland 0
arent you supposed to shake the test tubes without the fluctuation ever reaching the top of the tube? bad technique, terrible teacher, useless student, poor test tube. you should go do history.