Today, I was passed over for the job of my dreams. I now have to watch as a girl I have on Facebook - a total moron - boasts daily about scoring the position instead. Turns out the interviewer was her uncle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got notice that I didn't get the new position I applied for at work. After two interviews, pay negotiation and paperwork, as well as years of giving this place all my time, I found out my boss gave it to his friend's daughter, who has no experience or credentials needed for the position. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I was offered the job of my dreams until the recruiters had gone through my Twitter account and had seen tweets of me calling another girl a “bitch” and a racial slur during an argument. They rescinded the offer and I’d already quit my last job. FML
Today, after spending 8 months and $11,000 on school, I was denied a job in my chosen career field. They told me they decided to go with someone with more experience. So who got the job? One of my classmates. This is her first job. EVER. FML
Today, in this horrible job market, I finally got an interview with a dream company. But like the dumbass I am, I mentioned my baby in the interview and got the "look" from the interviewer. Bye bye yet another job. FML
Today, while despairing over having been rejected for my dream job, I received an email asking me to come back in for another interview. Then they called me to say they accidentally sent the email to all the applicants, and that they definitely aren't interested. FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, I found out that after interviewing for two jobs at great companies, I was neck and neck with one other person for each position. They both offered the job to the other person. FML
Today, I found out I was passed over for the promotion I've wanted for 9 months at the fast food restaurant I work in. Who got the job? The 16 year old girl I trained 2 weeks ago. Their excuse was, "She has ambition." I'm going to college for food service management. She failed her drug test. FML
Today, after interviewing for a promotion to a position that was created with me in mind, I eagerly accepted a call from my boss, expecting good news. Turns out, they found a better applicant, who they don't believe will need support from the position I currently hold, so it's being eliminated. FML
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Doortje 30
Remove her from your FB. Why do you have a total moron on your FB anyway?
memo619 0
this is why we need a dislike button on Facebook
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The_Jibby 0
Nepotism
Crazy4Christ 0
niece-potism
hollysterT 0
what's that mean?
Flutist 3
Nepotism is hiring family over other people. Niece-potism is hiring your idiot niece over someone else.
hollysterT 0
ohhh ha
rbubbles 20
why would her uncle advertise the position to begin with if the ****** was going to hire family?
ImaginaryFoe 1
Uncle was the interviewer, not necessarily the boss, owner, etc. And at my job, even if the manager plans to promote from within, leadership positions have to be posted for other applicants. OP, you might think the girl is a moron but, nepotism aside, she might actually be qualified for the job. 80% of the people in my department are fools but they look great on paper and can apparently stifle their idiocy during a half hour interview.
cockseverywhere 2
^^ THANK YOU. I think OP is just pissy for not getting the job. The girl is probably not even that idiotic.
Xathanos 16
Persiverance is the key, to getting the things you want in life. Facebook? I think not, more like bragbook, 50% - 80% of the people are just there to get attention..
kewlstoribro 6
*Perserverance. Just saying :D
NOWAYJOSE 14
he has her on fb to track her job status. if she gets fired he gets to apply again.
itswhateveridk 0
what an idiot... well you could always yell " squirrel!" and she will look away and forget all about it.
ragzy 7
Love the picture!!
itswhateveridk 0
what an idiot... well you could always yell " squirrel!" and she will look away and forget all about it.
Jasonf6 0
lawsuit
Flutist 3
Judge: Why are we here today? Op: I feel like this girl is an idiot and got hired over me. Judge: Sounds like a case PUTS ON SUNGLASSES of Bitterness.
Derpington 0
YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!
hnz 13
time for you to update your Facebook status " nepotism won't get you anywhere with all the bragging."
hnz 13
time for you to update your Facebook status " nepotism won't get you anywhere with all the bragging."
Livinia 11
Block or delete her off Facebook if it's getting to you that much. That seriously sucks though. I hope you find an even better job.
Livinia 11
even*
NOWAYJOSE 14
is that picture one of Selena Gomez, or is it you? its utterly gorgeous!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
yes your picture is quite beautiful! ... not lesb don't worry :)