Today, I was the Maid of Honor at my friend's wedding. Months earlier, we had a bitter fight, but she picked out a beautiful dress for me and I thought we were past it. When I began speaking, the lights changed to a weird brightness and my friend snickered. My dress was completely see-through. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched my best friend get married. I then watched her completely ignore my maid of honor speech, because she was messing with the lights behind us. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my friend's wedding. When I said, "Everybody raise your glasses," an industrial fan went off and blew my dress over my head. Now, people won't stop talking about how my "blue granny panties" didn't match my dress. FML
Today, I gave a toast at my close friend's wedding. The bride's little cousin snuck up behind me and unzipped my dress. As I ended my speech with, "To a night we will never forget!", my dress fell all the way down. I was quick. People's phones were quicker. Well, they won't forget my undies. FML
Today, my bestie had me kicked out of her wedding the day of. All because I altered my bridesmaid's dress without telling her. She knows I hate fabric against my legs. FML
Today, I was a bridesmaid at my best friend’s wedding. During the ceremony, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to stifle it, but when I sneezed, my bouquet flew out of my hands and into the groom’s face. It knocked his glasses off, and everyone was silent until the groom finally said, “Are you implying you oppose our marriage?” FML
Today, I gave the toast at my sister's wedding which was outside. Before I started, the wind blew up my dress and wouldn't let up. Instead of giving my heartfelt speech, I spent five minutes fighting with my dress as 130 people pointed at my floral-printed underwear and laughed loudly. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
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Tillie Jenkins 5
I wouldve walked out, and maybe thrown champagne on her dress as i did so
Leeono 26
Bet you wish her evil plan was as transparent...
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Comments (39)
tonyfan00 38
Were you naked under it?
Miss_080 21
What a b****... that evil **** is not your friend. She knew exactly what she was doing... rather just cut her out completely. Karma will get her
Lobby_Bee 18
Jokes on her, you'll be the center of attention as everyone will be admiring and wondering where this sexy unicorn came from.
realjojo 11
I am getting confused. It was her wedding, right? She use it as an opportunity to play some hideous prank... We all get the idea how serious she thought about that marriage would be.
milfhunter24 7
**** her husband!
neuronerd 29
So she ruined her own wedding reception? She should be the one who's embarrassed. By changing the lights, she made it obvious that this was intentional. Her husband should be furious with her for using their wedding day as an opportunity to get revenge. She managed to make her own wedding day about you, which is incredibly sad.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Who would think to do such a nasty and negative thing at their own wedding?! A public humiliation at the reception? **** that, she's crazy.
kashers 11
"Thanks for making me the star of your wedding!"
commandokid 13
I hope you were wearing cute lingerie?
bkwusa 15
If I was a guest at the wedding it would be the last time I associated with the bride or groom. I don't need crazy in my life.