Today, I was involved in a crash at work. When I was asked if I had been drinking, instead of saying, "I don't drink" my words got screwed up and I said, "I don't think." Everyone is now certain I caused the crash. FML
campbelllp tells us more.
campbelllp 10
Hey guys. It's the OP Nothing really serious happened because of my brain fart, but I'm now thinking it'll be a inside joke at work. The car I was driving was insured, and it was just a small dent. I was asked the questions back at work (company policy) so, if I was drunk, they wouldn't have to get police involved with me staying at the company.
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Tripartita 45
Brains are weird, OP. I was once detained for questioning regarding a series of murders, and while I thought I was following the officers, it turns out I was leading them to a pile of corpses and murder weapons with my prints on them. Ha! No biggie!
WCARlover 35
Since there's no proof of you being intoxicated I hope they lot you go scot(ch)-free
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Comments (21)
egnur_mas 19
Wait is this another reproduced FML? I'm sure I've read one before worded EXACTLY like this...
Catdragon 40
Same here, I have definitely heard this one before.
alaina1104 11
They couldn't have used a breathalyzer?
bartsj8815 1
And simply sayin NO was too difficult I guess?
campbelllp 10
Hey guys. It's the OP Nothing really serious happened because of my brain fart, but I'm now thinking it'll be a inside joke at work. The car I was driving was insured, and it was just a small dent. I was asked the questions back at work (company policy) so, if I was drunk, they wouldn't have to get police involved with me staying at the company.
Catdragon 40
I feel like this was faked since I have heard the same words before.
bigred121970 10
Slip of the tongue. Happens to Us all.