Today, I was installing the official 3.0 firmware update for my iPhone. Apple's authentication servers crashed. I now own an iBrick. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Today, at the Apple Store, the crew, security, manager, technician, and fellow customers alike, never bothered covering up to laugh at me when I went there to have my phone fixed. Someone somehow hacked my iPhone, and when I use the Face ID, it makes a bloodcurdling scream of fear in full volume, then shuts down. FML
Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML
Today, my history teacher confiscated my iPhone. She dropped it on the way back to her desk, and I now have a shattered iPhone screen to fix. FML
Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML
Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML
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Top comments
deadlydairyfarme 0
put your iphone into DFU mode, then boot it with 1clickboot.
Victoria_fml 0
Aww... I'm sure they can do something about that though.
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Comments (267)
prospekt1 0
boo ******* hoo. a day wothout ur phone! wat r u gonna do? omg!
Susaluda 0
YDI for buying an Apple product...that does suck though :(
PistenDeer 0
1 word: jealous.
Timismaster 0
my dick, is by far the best phone. Grab it, squeeze it, tease it, and it even doubles as a drink! (Shaken, not stirred Butler.)
Qwertyuioas8 0
Sorry but it's impossible to brick your iPhone. You fail
hhhhh_fml 1
#116 ...as you post to a website.
Asdas_fml 0
Bad troll is bad.
alayna100 0
lol
erwest 0
Josh117 you're a ******* dick. "I'm laughing at your lack if knowledge of the iPhone" who the **** do you think you are? Sorry some of us are just casual users that don't know everything there is to know about our phones. There really is no reason for you to say something so pompous and egotistical. Go hurt yourself because you're a dick FYL for sure. I tried to do the update myself too but I couldn't figure it out so I just took it in to the apple store. They're paid to do that stuff there.
BeeHappy_fml 0
LOL, wow. Clearly, everyone who is insulting the iPhone (which is undoubtedly, the most advanced cell phone on the market today, overrated or not) is just jealous because they can't afford one. Or they're just trying to pick a fight because their mommies and daddies won't let them get anything more advanced than a go phone. Either way, that's pathetic, and apple pwns windows and other cell companies anyway. This is just one of those rare times when something screws up. (And, OP, it is definitely fixable)
star_ver 0
You're sadly mistaken if you think it's the most advanced phone out there.
plaguer 26
Agreed, iSheep are so delusional. My android cost more than an iPhone while my iPod lays on a desk collecting dust.
SashaSuave 2
I never understood why the majority of apple fanboys have to be such assholes and try to convince everyone that their product is the best thing in the world. Is that the way the cult works? Do you rationalize paying an amount equal to someone's rent, for a cellphone, by trying to convince everyone else to buy it, so you feel like less of an idiot? Mom, buy me the iphone, everyone else at school has it!!!! Some of you people need to seriously grow the **** up. Its just a cellphone. The fact that it was even admitted as an actual "FML" just goes to show how stupid people are, and how obsessed they are with materialistic bullshit. Apple is and always will be overpriced, and stupid shit like this just shows how steve jobs can ass-rape the people that buy his shit, and get away with it too.
mido1992 0
watever android is much better
alayna100 0
even my nokia n95 is more expensive than iphone... atleast where i live and if you want overpriced... look at lg prada.. or htc touch diamond... the perfect phones are htc dream and nokia n97
iMyLifeSucks 0
that brick will be even better once you unbrick it and install 3.0. apple has the best customer service. they wouldn't screw you like that