Today, I was in the middle of an interview; it was going great until I started coughing. That coughing led to an asthma attack, which led to nonstop gagging. I couldn't even answer his final question, "Are you okay?" FML
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Top comments
Loserhero 17
Ouch. Try ro see if you can redo that. He has to understand if not he is an asshole
raytyler26 16
Nailed it.
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Comments (66)
Enslaved 38
"Anon are you OK So, Anon are you OK Are you OK, Anon"
thief1434 23
I hope they'll understand! That shouldn't be any sufficient reason to not hire you! Good luck, OP!
brandoneyez1 25
What on earth were you gagging on?
thief1434 23
Because they had an asthma attack.
somuchfeels 11
Congrats #16, you just went full retard.
DocBastard 40
What medicine works best for coughs? Coffee.
masterof1 7
OP ddrink coffee.Doc. Bastards orders
perdix 31
#19, now do we have to call you DocBarista?
DragonBeard 0
Should've had a ricola.
AyeJay101 25
So... Did you get the job?
MysticMonkey 9
Least he asked if you are ok. It's not your fault, ask to rearrange the interview. I imagine an asthma attack is pretty scary.
1947Chevy 17
They are scary for everybody. My cousin has it and he ha an attack when I was about 8 or 9 and had to go to the hospital and that was the first time I ever saw somebody have an asthma attack.
perdix 31
I hope you have other prospects. No one is going to knowingly hire anyone with such obvious medical problems. Good luck concealing your health issues next time :)
Shade1982 21
Why not? Why wouldn't I hire someone with asthma? It's not like it's contagious :P...
Iwannabetreo 11
It may cause OP to have more sick days than other applicants, which would cost more money for the company.
perdix 31
#28, well, there's the rational concern that the OP may not be reliable, and then the irrational fear of sick people, even of non-contagious ones.
DREAMCATCHERoooo 4
Hopefully the interviewer is human enough to give you another chance
9gagnFml 8
Brain disabled: Person with asthma attack = Ask person a question.