Today, I was in the middle of an interview; it was going great until I started coughing. That coughing led to an asthma attack, which led to nonstop gagging. I couldn't even answer his final question, "Are you okay?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, just before a job interview, I coughed so violently that I lost my voice. FML
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Today, all was going fine until I had a tickle in my throat, which turned into a coughing fit. Only to cough for the last time and shart my pants. FML
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Top comments
Loserhero 17
Ouch. Try ro see if you can redo that. He has to understand if not he is an asshole
raytyler26 16
Nailed it.
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Comments (66)
jbgotswag 2
asthma isn't real. it's just your excuse because you did poorly
awilliams44 9
Just cough and nod
ImADamnPickle 6
I relish this is a serious problem but...Thats a great DILL of embarssment ...
Xotoolyxo 16
Obviously not, shouldn't they have helped you
meirginsburg18 10
Let us know if you get the job
mindy12182 17
Did the same thing in November, he had to run and get me some water. Thought there was no way I'd get the job after that but I did!
darkfireflame 15
Did you get the job?
torrea 19
Awe that sucks. Sorry hon, that's happened to me so I know how it feels. Good luck with the job, he shouldn't hold that against you, it's a medical condition and doesn't happen a lot.