Today, I was hiking with my uncle. We were going down a slope, and I kept slipping. He jokingly pushed me just as we approached a big drop. I ended up with three fractured ribs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while out hiking with my girlfriend, she thought it would be funny to push me down a small hill. It turned out there was a 16 foot drop at the end of it, and now my leg is in a cast. FML
Today, I had my first real break from work in ages, so I decided to go hiking. Less than 20 minutes in, I tumbled a couple hundred feet down a steep hill, broke my leg and several toes, and lay there in agony for an eternity before I was finally rescued. FML
Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML
Today, I tripped and fell down some stairs at a family gathering. Instead of making sure I was OK, everyone laughed at me. Including my quadriplegic uncle, who asked his personal support worker to lift his arm just so he could point and laugh with everyone else. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, I was hiking down a steep hill, and I slipped. I instinctively grabbed the nearest object to me: a very prickly cactus. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
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Top comments
friedpwnadge 25
Tell your uncle to take a hike! I know, I know, I'll show myself out...
xoxoblondee 31
Did you make him carry you the rest of the hike?
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Comments (31)
Saluriel 12
I don't normally say this kind of thing, but press charges. It doesn't matter if he's your relative; he saw that you'd been slipping and knowingly undertook an action that very well could have killed you. At best it was reckless negligence, at worst attempted murder. He needs to face the consequences of actions that could easily have ended your life.
Light_My_Afire 6
I doubt they were going up Everest, no offense but there's no charges to press. People that trigger happy are the reason our courts and legal system never make any progress- they're inundated with this kind of fluff. This is a site for laughs and venting, thank God no one takes these comments seriously !
thearronaut 10
Three fractured ribs are not ''fluff'' dear.
Wishe 17
How do this many people think OP deserved that?
Haremjutsu 15
Either they missed the FYL button, or they are just a troll.
TheNewGuy03 29
It might be time to clarify to your uncle that "ribbing" is not a physical action.
Eliiara 11
That's actually really scary... And serious. Why would anyone think that's okay to do? -__-
Metallicality 5
Damn I know how you feel I've had to deal with two fractured ribs for the past two weeks
MichaelStiles88 6
That's 9ne way to make your holidays a little more awkward. Seriously though that's a nice lawsuit.
musicman_amit 20
your uncle is a top of the range idiot
takeittoem 8
WTF.... pushing someone off a cliff is NOT a joke.