Today, I was helping some mental health patients at work, I spent 20 mins to fail to connect the DVD player to the TV and went back to make them something to eat. I came back into the room after 5 mins and one of the patients had connected it for himself. He has a profound learning disability. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back, the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
Today, I was trying to turn on my computer and couldn't. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what was wrong when I finally called my husband for help and made him leave work. He came in, looked at the wall, and plugged it back in. The look on his face said it all. FML
Today, I'm self isolating with a mother who hogs the remote but doesn't know how to use it, and is so short-sighted she can barely see the TV. Every five minutes, I hear, "What have I done now?", "How have I got onto this then?" and she won't let me help her. FML
Today, I stood there for 10 minutes trying to fix the toaster, until I called my brother to help me. I'd forgotten that it wasn't plugged in. He now thinks I'm a complete idiot. FML
Today, a patient, who is normally pretty chill, was being quite difficult for my workmates. They were whinging about him and I defended him, he's normally a sweet guy so something must be upsetting him. I went to chat with him, he punched me and called a useless a**hole. FML
Today, I was working at the hospital and it was very busy. Unthinking, I told a patient in a wheelchair to "sit tight" while I checked on something. He mocked me for the rest of his stay. FML
Today, I was driving home from a long day at work fixing people's electronics. When I got home, I got a call from work saying I needed to go back and help a customer with their TV again. When I got there, after an hour of driving, I realized I'd accidentally kicked the power cord out. FML
Today, in Home Ec, I struggled to open the microwave for almost 10 minutes in front of the whole class. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML
Today, while working at a nursing home, I was alone in the station and figured I could sneak one out. It wound up being very loud, and I could hear the faint snickering of a patient in the next room. Every time he saw me for the rest of the day he would burst out laughing. FML
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Geist_fml 0
Your giving them way too little credit. They are humans like you and me after all.
Azurea_fml 0
You might be retarded.
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tempaccount 0
Apparently you have a more profound learning disability.
thequeenofscots 0
Also, OP: it's widely accepted nowadays that Albert Einstein had a learning disability. As well as: Beethoven, Winston Churchill, Edison, Alexander Graham Bell, George Washington, Nelson Rockefeller, and many, many other great minds. So, once again: screw you completely for assuming a learning disability makes you stupid.
heyyou1203 0
as #39 said, a lot of times people with mental or learning disabilities are very good with electronics or building things with their hands. better than the average person. if you work with them you should know that... but obviously you don't. YDI
madam_mayham 0
just because the guy had a learning disability doesn't mean he can't do things.
NotNegativeNews 0
I'd actually be assuming here that it really was a *severe* mental disability, not something like, say, Autism. Because I like to assume the best about people, including the OP
Clay_Allison 0
Here's a story I heard a long time ago. A man has a flat tire outside a mental hospital and when he is changing it, he upsets the hubcap with the lugnuts in it and they roll away down a sewer grate. He is deeply upset. A patient comes to the fence and tells him to take one lugnut off each wheel and attatch the spare with just one missing and drive to the auto parts store. The man thanks him and says. "That's a great idea, hey, what are you in there for?" The man says. "I'm crazy, not stupid."
fantome_fml 0
the cord has 3 plugs a yellow one, a red one, and a white one. The tv has three holes a yellow one, a red one, and a white one....seriously how hard is that to understand
Art_Vandeley 0
# 98 has it. FYL for thinking you are something better than the disabled.
ShenziSixaxis 0
That's immensely sad... especially since those come with INSTRUCTION MANUALS.
DeezNutzz 0
YOU ARE STUPIDER THAN A RETARD!