Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my new anxiety medicine fully entered my system. It makes me shit my brains out. I can either fart and risk shitting my pants every time or I can be too anxious to even enter a public place. FML
Today, I was prescribed two different medications. I was also informed that they will both give me diarrhea for the next two weeks. FML
Today, just like everyday, I opened my med box, took out a blister pack and took one of the pills before putting the pack back in the box. Today, not like everyday, I had diarrhea. Turns out one of the packs was laxatives put in my med box by my boyfriend because they looked the same as my meds. FML
Today, I woke up to my stomach being torn up from the inside. Barely made it to the bathroom, but of course, it wasn’t the one in my room, where I could easily change my clothes after a quick shower. After running down all my new meds, I realized it had to be my new sleep aid. It was helping too. FML
Today, I had my first astounding orgasm, during which I simultaneously shat myself and vomited. I'm so thankful my new partner was present. FML
Today, I was prescribed medicine for anxiety. Without it, my stomach churns all day. With it, I shake uncontrollably and my eyes twitch. Now I have to choose between diarrhea and rude stares from people in public. FML
Today, I recently started taking some antidepressants and they have been working really well for me, except for the fact that they have made me crap my pants twice now. Both times in public. FML
Today, the pharmacist warned me that my antibiotics might cause slight gastrointestinal distress. The fact that I have been on the john for the past 90 minutes drenched in sweat would lead me to believe our definitions of "slight" are a bit different. FML
Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML
Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML
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Top comments
its_tuesday 6
wow...that would be absolutely horrifying lol.
RedPillSucks 33
Were you doin' it doggy style?
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Comments (201)
nantucket12345 1
Hahaha it's like childbirth... Kinda:p sorry though that sucks
zequa 14
Shit happens.
ChrisJ23 2
171 I'm not 12 =]
barleyguy 17
That is quite disturbing but I am sorry for the embarrassment you must've felt
buddy12127 7
At least it wasn't anal sex
cjrand 7
I believe you'll find that in the urban dictionary under "the dirty Xanax"
soog2 5
LMFAO I'm sorry but that's funny. Not what happened but how you put it.
zombievanessa 0
Its ok.. Shit happens.
angeluv_2014 22
When I read this, I felt so bad that I audibly said "aww". Gosh, that would be so horrid. I hope your bf understands. :( :(
shadowrider879 4
You can't pee or poop during sex
LindaBlack 5
I wish that were true...
LissaMccracken 23
Idiot... Yeah you can..
Cathrin 26
I know men can't pee when they have an erection, but I've read at least one FML on the site that involved a woman wetting the bed when she climaxed because her husband thought she'd get more pleasure out of doing it with a full bladder, so safe to say women don't share that feature. IDK anything about defecating, but I can't imagine why that'd be impossible if they couldn't control it otherwise.