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Emerics Stavanger, Norway 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was getting frisky with my girlfriend. It was going well until we had to put our clothes back on quickly because someone was coming upstairs. It was my sister, who opened the door and said, “It smells like salami in here! Can I have some?” FML

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Vintage_Cola 29

Your room probably shouldn't be smelling like that during sex...shower perhaps?

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Comments (51)

species4872 20

Sounds fishy

creditless 14

ahh salami... the smell of love

alyssalol 2

Get a lock they do wonders

davek 36

You obviously weren't hiding the salami well enough.

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

This could only be the result of butt sex.

ElusiveMee 6

I genoanly don't know what happened but there are worse things that aroma could smell like.

ElusiveMee 6

Genoa. It's a type of salami.

wmayrhofer 18

Relax, it could have been fish

Tannasgh 22

That'll turtle it right up...

danm19 15

I am pretty sure the salami smell during sex isn't natural.