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Emerics Stavanger, Norway 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was getting frisky with my girlfriend. It was going well until we had to put our clothes back on quickly because someone was coming upstairs. It was my sister, who opened the door and said, “It smells like salami in here! Can I have some?” FML

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Your room probably shouldn't be smelling like that during sex...shower perhaps?

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perhaps you guys should be in the shower with locked doors getting frisky.

i read that as sashimi and immediately thought "massive ******* burn"

Ew.