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Anonymous United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

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ewww wtf

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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Ewwww!! Beyond nasty!!

Lmaooooooo Omfg. Thats fucken amazing. But ar you shure she wasnt trying to just freak you out? I do that sometimes, just lie from my teeth.

naceface101 0

omg thats so nasty!!! why would someone let birds do that!?!?

Baby_Girl0717 0

That's actually sooo gross! I'm sure that pedicure wasn't so relaxing!

Gross. I'm sorry you had to listen to that. =/

That's nappy, she's nappy. You should have called her nappy, and to stay away from your foot skin.

that's disgusting

That sounds like SO much fun!!! hahaha ewww

meOwsz_x3 0

this is just disturbing. & wrong.

I find this more disgusting than all the poop-cleaning FMLs that've been posted