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Anonymous United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Shotta 3

ewww wtf

lolatyouhaha 0

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

It's true too, hahahaha

trackstar17 0

oh lord tell me she doesnt have children

Terilyn4500 0

.... ewwwwwww wtf.... why would you even want to know that

Terilyn4500 0

..... creppy

kittypot 0

i just threw up a little

emikinz 0

LMFFFFAO :) ohgosh. That's amaaazing. I had a similar experiance, except two elderly ladies discussing there health issues as loud as possible in a silent waiting room. Guess who was between them ?

Ash1984 0

Just ruined my ****** day...ewww