Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I failed a calculus exam because I simply was too burnt out to study for it. I have not wanted to even look at a math problem since the beginning of the year, and I procrastinate all day instead of doing work, and it leads me here, typing at 2 a.m. to random strangers while having to get up tomorrow at 7. FML
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
Today, I realized that procrastinating studying for my finals until the last day would end up in me failing, irrespective of how much caffeine I consume. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade, for which I'd worked extremely hard. I had one submission for the test, and my roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while I was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML
Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
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Hazimius 0
Who are you rebelling for? The test will be your result and future...
AK 2
Well, at least you successfully procrastinated even more by posting this FML.
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Comments (203)
kitkatkelly 0
That's awesome.
your_face 15
...I don't see the FML in this, unless it's the fact that you felt like a dork because the best way you could think of to waste time was by cleaning your calculator, in which case you missed the first sign - you thought the best way to rebel was to procrastinate? Really? Procrastination isn't rebellious, no one cares if you study or not.
I2OI3 0
You have to overcome procrastination if you expect to be successful in life. Remember that always. And may the force be with you.
mnthizz 0
loser. first you make a consious choice to attempt to be rebellious by not studying... whoa badass. and second you actually know how to clean a calculator...
who_rollerpig 4
hahahaha :DD 83 huh?? gosh that's lame XP
Luna_LoveIsGood 0
You're doing it wrong!
Aldrahil 0
If it's the English Literature AS level in the UK, good luck my friend, I'm doing the same thing :] Reading up on my Lies of Silence as we speak :D
physicsgirl4 0
math trumps english any day of the week! :) i always put off english until every possible bit of math/physics/chem (basically anything that's not english) is done :) ... ps anyone ever have tetris or snood on theirs? sooo beats block dude haha
skrabbler2 0
Throw away your TI-83 and buy a TI-89. You won't understand the wonders of graphing calculators until you get a TI-89.
AnnaBananas 0
haha that sounds like a good idea!