Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I failed a calculus exam because I simply was too burnt out to study for it. I have not wanted to even look at a math problem since the beginning of the year, and I procrastinate all day instead of doing work, and it leads me here, typing at 2 a.m. to random strangers while having to get up tomorrow at 7. FML
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
Today, I realized that procrastinating studying for my finals until the last day would end up in me failing, irrespective of how much caffeine I consume. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade, for which I'd worked extremely hard. I had one submission for the test, and my roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while I was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML
Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
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Hazimius 0
Who are you rebelling for? The test will be your result and future...
AK 2
Well, at least you successfully procrastinated even more by posting this FML.
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Comments (203)
boatkicker 5
And additional note at 76 I'm getting university credit for taking IB. So yes, actually it DOES help you.
mother_green7 0
awww...little nerd
dontletmefall_fml 0
hahah ib ftw!
walla_koala 0
Yeah, you go! you rebel you...
SwingSea 0
My house is always the cleanest after exam time! I will distract myself with the craziest my pointless chores! Eventually I started teaching my dog new tricks everytime, now she's a genius!
vag_fml 0
rebellion is supposed to piss other people off, what good does not studying for your OWN test do?
hollister7304 0
TI 89 all the way bitches.
Kttttt 0
HAHA! Wow, I procrastinated about writing my English paper due today, but thats becuase I had friends over and we where swimming, but I would not recomend procrastinating. I was stressed all morning becuase my English class is right after lunch, and I asked my teacher about turning it in tomarrow, becuase the assignment wasnt put online and he didnt explain in, and he said half credit tomarrow. Luckily my Digital Art teacher let me come in along with one of my friends who didnt know what to do, and write our papers then. 1 page essay on Romeo and Juliet, done, typed, and emailed in 15 minutes: )
Aliaandraa 0
pink TI-84 Plus Silver Edition all the way :) !! GO IB procrastinators!! Whoo .
pinkdumbledore 0
LOL thank you for making my day :P :]