Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I failed a calculus exam because I simply was too burnt out to study for it. I have not wanted to even look at a math problem since the beginning of the year, and I procrastinate all day instead of doing work, and it leads me here, typing at 2 a.m. to random strangers while having to get up tomorrow at 7. FML
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
Today, I realized that procrastinating studying for my finals until the last day would end up in me failing, irrespective of how much caffeine I consume. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade, for which I'd worked extremely hard. I had one submission for the test, and my roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while I was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML
Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
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Hazimius 0
Who are you rebelling for? The test will be your result and future...
AK 2
Well, at least you successfully procrastinated even more by posting this FML.
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Comments (203)
Swan_fml 0
I love cleaning stuff really well like that. Just because you don't goof off by staring at the tv or playing computer games, doesn't mean anything. Sounds like you life isn't f'd. at least you get to go to college.
NandraniDevi 3
omg look at all the calculators...makes me jealous. I only got a T-I 83 xD
gambol 10
Hee hee. Rubbing alcohol can damage calculators.
Yeoman 0
Boy I hope I dont run across you in a dark alley, Mr Rebel.
ch_kisama 0
ok so procrastination I can understand, even procrastination by cleaning random stuff (i do that all the time), but how is procrastination a form of rebellion?
Amkii 0
Procrastinating is procrastinating, no matter what you're doing... nerdy activity or not. Welcome to the world of procrastination! Our slogan: "It's OK... I'll do it tomorrow." Enjoy your stay! (Btw, TI 86 ftw... gonna graph me some shit!)
CJ090 0
Yo do u hear these ppl talkin about what model calculator they have they spin like the stereotype nerds u see in sitcoms with the glasses, short sleeved white shirt with the pocket protectors and play pacman 4 a living lolz not sayin yall r just sayin yall sound like it
icanfly_fml 0
Yup, sounds like an IB kid, if not an IB joke. High 5!
treasa 0
Indeed 23 and 28. You're not really cool unless you have an 89. Go back to living under your rock.
plexico 4
YDI for not having an HP and not knowing RPN!