Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I failed a calculus exam because I simply was too burnt out to study for it. I have not wanted to even look at a math problem since the beginning of the year, and I procrastinate all day instead of doing work, and it leads me here, typing at 2 a.m. to random strangers while having to get up tomorrow at 7. FML
Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML
Today, I realized that procrastinating studying for my finals until the last day would end up in me failing, irrespective of how much caffeine I consume. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade, for which I'd worked extremely hard. I had one submission for the test, and my roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while I was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML
Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML
Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML
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Hazimius 0
Who are you rebelling for? The test will be your result and future...
AK 2
Well, at least you successfully procrastinated even more by posting this FML.
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Comments (203)
Feltron 0
what makes it even more sad is its a second rate graphing calculator, time to upgrade to the 89 my man.
lolololcheese 0
does rubbing alcohol ruin them or not? my TI83+ is really filthy...
spf_thunder 0
lmao! all these losers discussing there calculator edition and skills, and failing at procrastination
poisonivy9494 0
wowwww, this is really sad. everyone is sitting around discussing calculators. but since we are on the topic.. TI-89 Titanium bitchesssss :D
215statechamp 0
Who studys anyways? I didn't study for my AP English final and got the highest grade in the class.
tally_head 0
"Your problems: You study for english tests. You think about your time in terms of working/procrastonating, instead of in terms of things you do in your life (other than work). You clean your graphing calculator. Precisely. You can't find anything better to do that clean your graphing calculator precisely. You obsess over your TI-83, which isn't that interesting of a calculator anyway (I think there are 6 or so TI's that are better). You chose to post this on FML, implying that you have nothing worse in your life than pathetic wastes of times, which, in turn, implies that your life is dispassionate and rather insignificant. Nearly all of these are entirely your fault." Ha your point? Honestly, no one gives a **** to people who find flaws in these or the people posting them! Seriously, you need to get a life, and stop critisizing these entertaining stories. They aren't posted to be analyzed and judged, their meanings being pulled apart leg hair by leg hair. You just read them, agree their life sucks, or disagree. Otherwise, goooo suckkk a dick. =)
BMC6 0
Why would you study in the first place?
turtle_lover 0
lol, you just made my day!
coldplaylive2003 0
Instead of procrastibating, you can program the answers into your calculator and ask to use it on your English test
musiclife_fml 0
Man, I wish I could use the 89...we're only allowed up to the 84+Silver, which is what I use :D EDIT: And I painted my faceplate yellow when I was procrastinating once...now THAT'S rebellious