Today, I was excited to see a spider skittering across my bathroom floor, because this one was real and not a hallucination. FML
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Silver_Jet 10
Op here. Got an account to commentnt on this. No I am not on drugs. I know this spider is real because I killed it and I am not sure if I have schizophrenia.
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RedPillSucks 33
If you're not sure you have schizophrenia (or anything else) and you're having hallucinations, you should immediately go talk to a medical or mental health professional.
TheMathMajor 26
No you don't.
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Comments (96)
damnit1989 16
I'm hoping this means that you are a recovering druggy or *finally* getting a handle on mental problems. Either way, good for you for finally seeing reality!!!! If this is neither, then maybe it's time to consider those options.
worldclassrager 41
Good for you Quit the drugs then maybe buy a pet spider...
typicalfour 4
How could you tell?
gingerface81 16
That's one of the saddest things I've read in a while. Sorry OP :/
ssf01 3
trying some unisom eh?
swagaliousness 7
r u always high or something lol
awilliams44 9
r u on meth
hulopro 16
Stop smoking crack
akballerchicity 11
This is the stupidest FML I have read in a while.
Silver_Jet 10
Op again. Not high on anything not on drug nor am I coming off of a drug. I did do the 'smash test' on the spider. I am going to get help for the hallucinations. They may be brough on by anxiety or depression. I need help but at least I know I am not a threat to myself or others.
FalconWhitaker 20
This may be a strange questions, but how are your eyes, OP? There's a condition called Charles Bonnet syndrome that can cause hallucinations and it's linked to loss of vision rather than problems with your mind or brain. Whatever's causing your hallucinations, I hope you get an opportunity to get them checked out soon.
jamboooy 11
Until you do the smash test on human beings