Today, I was excited to see a spider skittering across my bathroom floor, because this one was real and not a hallucination. FML
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Silver_Jet 10
Op here. Got an account to commentnt on this. No I am not on drugs. I know this spider is real because I killed it and I am not sure if I have schizophrenia.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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RedPillSucks 33
If you're not sure you have schizophrenia (or anything else) and you're having hallucinations, you should immediately go talk to a medical or mental health professional.
TheMathMajor 26
No you don't.
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Comments (96)
spikekutter 9
what were u on?
haveyou000 22
are you sure?
olpally 33
This definitely needs a follow up. What were you coming off of??
tompou6 19
Off to the doctor you go
Brandon6425 2
lsd is awesome..
sbeilin 13
I've been there too, hang in there OP
Vintage_Cola 29
Dude, spiders don't scare me unless they bite, most don't. Besides, they get rid of the pesky little flys during the summer, wrap em up, and dissolve their flesh from the inside with the toxins they contain.
shutupmichaela 18
cool story bro
buckdharma 38
Op, if you know what it feels like to have them crawling out your ******, I think I can get you a date.
amoredeniro 21
That escalated quickly.
RedPillSucks 33
@27 What the ever-loving ****!?
morella_xx 29
Reference to a previous FML (about a month ago).
RedPillSucks 33
@53 Thanx.
Pancakes017 19
Are you Ron Weasley?
HanselF 7
You are pretty awesome.
apcsox 18
My friend suffers from schizophrenia. She will have episodes where we will be having a conversation, and she will be "tracking" something with her eyes... One time she was having a cigarette and chatting and she "watched" a cat walk by.... She then said "I can tell when they're not real, but it still pisses me off that I see thing like that"..... Fight the good fight OP!