Today, I was entering a guy's number into my phone, and I couldn't remember his name. Embarrassed, I tried to be sneaky and asked, "Can you spell your name for me, please?" His name is Bob. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy from my school came into my work. I know him but I'd forgotten his name. I didn't want to be rude and ask for his name when he probably expected me to know it, so, thinking I was clever, I said, "How do you spell your name again?" His name is Rob. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML
Today, I forgot my blind date's name 3 times during our conversation. FML
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Today, while not feeling well at work, I had to finish up some papers. I was so out of it, I couldn't remember how to spell my name. I had to improvise by pronouncing each syllable of my name out loud. My boss now thinks I'm a dumbass. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML
Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML
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saIty 17
so is it Bhob or you know just Bob? ....
kitkatmeOw 8
Op: What's your name again? Bob: Bob Op: No, your last name? Now you would have both names and not seem as stupid. Next time try doing this method. ^_^
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Comments (177)
mea_iloveskiing 26
Bob the builder can we fix it?
kaymi 17
¡Si, se puede! :)
muzy 23
Obama: yes we can!
Enslaved 38
30, mea, that's one way to try to remember a name.(: I thought about the movie "What about Bob".
mea_iloveskiing 26
Yes bill murray one right? P.s. I noticed OP's name is bernadette which means she should be writing only HOWARD's number :)
l23VIVE 17
Or maybe Raj... "Oh Bernadette, please play my clarinet"
SqueakyChipmunk 22
No. Handy Mandy is hung. **** Bob.
comeatmebroo6254 1
You never know, there are some weird spellings of names out there. It could be spelled Baub for all we know.
Pelvispresley 8
Or bawb
dubstep12 8
Haha. I like your name pelvis Presley:)
laxbrosive 4
You should have said "No I meant your last name." then you get both
Warchamp7 3
Laxboi....
trudybable 2
somehow, this seems fake.... unless your memory is really shit
Khrystyne21 0
Someone posted something like this like two days ago. If youre going to make up an "FML", at least try and be original.
Corbin_Nelson 1
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Enslaved 38
Fight Club? ****! Don't stone me for breaking the rules.
gabrielle212 3
I was hoping to see this :)
AliceLockehart 18
"Between those huge sweating **** that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big." Chuck Pahlanuik is my favourite author :3 brilliant film too.
Bonzer 2
I don't get it. Seriously, I just don't get it.
l23VIVE 17
Sorry 4 you broke the most important rule of #*%¥! Club
superswagbro 7
Dafuq?
yeamovelikethat 7
Workaholics, right?
AliceLockehart 18
The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club!
racerapj 10
134 - you broke the rules!
EdenLis 14
What the hell? Isn't there already another FML thats basically exactly the same? Even the names are the same...
BradenLock 4
Should've just made a joke of it. Or clarified that you wanted his last name.
Fylives101 2
Did he spell it right?
erinnrose 9
I would've said I was kidding so he wouldn't think I was totally retarded