Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimed "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter". It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realized that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways. Definitely explains my coworkers' uncontrollable laughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the grocery store when I tripped and knocked over a tower of Easter chocolate. The sound was so loud that everyone in the store stopped and stared at me while I tried to rearrange the chocolate bells, bunnies, and eggs. FML
Today, I decided to snack on some M&M's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my M&M's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the M&M off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an M&M. It was a dead beetle. FML
Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML
Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML
Today, I was hiding Easter eggs around the house when my 7-year-old triplets woke up from their nap and saw me. They quickly realized that I am the Easter Bunny, and then they guessed that I am Santa. Now I have 3 crying second graders. FML
Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML
Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML
Today, I was babysitting, and after the kids fell asleep I started hiding the Easter candy. They woke up when I was half-done, and it didn't take them long to figure out what was going on. They won't stop crying, and every time I go near them, they scream "LIAR!" FML
Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML
Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
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kellster 2
Sometimes they're Ws, too! It's like magic!
bribubbles 10
Oops not meant to do that like 47 times
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jecrk2 0
This happened to me once,lol.
revezone 0
oh man lmao... and they have W's for washington's birthday, too.
Treehugger 0
LMAO. this is so something I would do
Bad_Day_fml 0
Op- This is just an epic blonde moment, I have had worse. I also know people that make your EPIC FAIL seem like normal. I used to be a cheerleader, there was a few girls that just werent there in the head. We had a black girl on the squad, and the dumb girl walked up to her and asked "(Insert Name Here), Are you REALLY from Africa???" The same girl asked how far she would have to walk with her cake for the cake walk fundraiser we were doing... And on the trip to Phoenix, from Tucson (both in AZ... just FYI) woke up and asked if we were still in Arizona. We were doing an adopt-a-child fundraiser, and the same girl (she did this alot) asked when the child would have to stay with her, and was concerned about her trip to Las Vegas, andif she would have to get another plane ticket. She should be saying FML, not you. Yours is just a silly blonde moment. :)
sdr_fml 0
u a woman?
ohhhhshizzz 0
#35: do you really think people just go around eating M&Ms and thinking they are E on a DAILY basis? And rofl #98.
Charlesdenfreude 0
Just lucky it wasn't another, "special" kind of E that comes in a pretty similar package
greenearth 0
LOL WIN
Dopehead666 21
#24 I totally agree. I don't understand how this is a FML... You got confused... wow. Not to mention Easter was a while back.
Go_Home 0
So, uh, in what world does a side-way 'M' look like an 'E'?