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Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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chelzy 0

wow... that's ****** up... what's wrong with him?

sunburned101 0

Wow, your boyfriend is one uncaring fat ass

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Comments (231)

jizzmode 0

He's used to you choking.

chelzy 0

damn 25. that pic is hot.

tjrocks1294 0

haha that actually made me laughnd I agree with #31 #25 is hot :) had to say it

lotsologan 2

yea 25 is hot. also this is funny. op...ydi for stuffing ur face. there's this great technique for eating called chewing...you may want to try it.

hotstuff569 0

wuts da op

oxSHONAxo 0

Op= original poster

the_Flirt 0

good one 15

selenagirl_fml 0

WTF he's messed up.... but I would do that lol

samanthadude 0

If you were eating tacos, i would have done the same thing. :P

bluewaffles69 0

TACOS<3 :D

perdix 31

I mean, if you're going to die anyways, why should he let your food get cold? He probably needed the energy boost to give you the Heimlich -- at least well enough to convince a jury that he was really trying to save you.

selenagirl_fml 0

how us the guy? 7?

lotsologan 2

no, mega fail! oh well I fail frequently so I have some empathy for u.

selenagirl_fml 0

whatever you guys seem so childish...

PhoenixFiend 0

And you seem..new? :) Assume innocense.

PhoenixFiend 0

I can tell:) Just take things light-heartedly, and this site will seem a lot better. Your comment was a fail because it was typed all goofy. The end. Nothing to do with you, just your comment ;)

selenagirl_fml 0

all I said was how old was the guy... and I made a slight mistake

PhoenixFiend 0

Slight mistake? When one word is missing and another is spelled wrong when there are all of 4 words supposedto be in the snetence, it's not a little mistake :)

PhoenixFiend 0

Notice my slight mistakes? ;)

ArtIsResistance7 1

Damn, so that means you won't be eating desert? More like FHL because your so prone to choking. At least he got some food!

oliviascreamed 0

lol(: nicee.

szlafarski 0

get outta here Justin Bieber!

selenagirl_fml 0

that's not Justin bieber lol he's tiny....

ArtIsResistance7 1

Bite my shiny metal ass.

jacketfootball 0

haha futurama reference

selenagirl_fml 0

when I said he was tiny I was referring to Justin bieber.... a.k.a, (gay dude)

ArtIsResistance7 1

I meant that to 42.

selenagirl_fml 0

yea I know... he was insulting you anyways

TaylorTotsYumm 10

dessert*

PhoenixFiend 0

Thank you, 96, for being the only one to point that out.

Reenababe96 0

I love how all the girls are concerned and all the guys are like WTF who cares! hahah guys are estupido

Fichael 0

not all guys :)

stephx11 0

lol! I did that to my friend.But after she got done chocking(5minutes later) I asked if she was ok. xD

Desperation 0

I like your septum. :)

The_Fonz_fml 0

lol I like your pussy

selenagirl_fml 0

WTF? I think this is pedobear approved lol

stephx11 0

62-maybe you should keep your immature comments to yourself. 81-Agreed! lmao :)