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Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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wow... that's ****** up... what's wrong with him?

sunburned101 0

Wow, your boyfriend is one uncaring fat ass

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I am a horrible person and deserve to get beaten to a pulp for this, but here goes: If you had kept your head above the table, 1) you wouldn't have choked, and 2) you could have kept an eye on your food!

WilliamRTW 0

#116 is right.

countrygirl1111 0

lmao #125 that's awesome

fakeaccountX 6

I bet food isn't the only thing you choked on that day.

MjsBabyAngel 0

Lmao what a jerk. You should of through it up in his plate !

At least your living.

dancer821 3

okay that's rudeee

r u neglecting him?! :p Haha cause that sounds like something my dog would do. Lol

Covering everything on your face except you blow-job-lovin-big-lips with a paper bag and maybe you could be practicing for tonight ;).

Americans take food at any time. that's why they're fat