Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
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Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
Today, I was driving on the highway and a cop had his radar gun out. The woman in front of me panics and slams her brakes on, causing me to rear end her. The cop cited me for "tailgating" and I have to pay for the damages on both of our cars. FML
Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML
Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML
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heavenandhell 0
what a dick
DanceRox9008 0
you should take that to court cause im pretty sure you could manage to not have to pay for that.
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Comments (333)
LadyLaiacona 0
Okay, while I understand that the cop in this situation is wrong, not all cops are bad. There are some corrupt cops out there, and they DO give the good cops a bad name. But everyone who says that all cops are douchebags or assholes are guilty of stereotyping. It's just like saying that because one black man breaks into someone's home, all of them are going to break into your home. (Just an example, don't get racist or whatever on me.) I would bring this up to the higher-ups though. You don't deserve the ticket.
youdontdeserveit_fml 0
now now, the trooper was prbly calling a drug dealer so he could get high and then get an award for busting a dealer lets not be to judgmental now.
brada81 0
just about anytime there is an accident with someone hitting someone from behind it is fault of the driver in behind for following too closely.....this is obviously his fault and you should definately take this to court cause you didnt do anything wrong. the state trooper is at fault
R3nesmee 0
I hate people like that, they have no right abusing their power. I'm sorry 'bout that.
singerguy18 0
take it to court.
triplethreat13 0
renesmee? really? why do people feel the need to name themselves after fricken fictional characters? ok now on to the FML. cops never blame themselves, and there's not a whole lot you can do about it because your story won't hold up well in court. sorry.
heathergenuine 3
i agree about the stupid fictional characters. l2original
maximus4200 0
Take his sorry ass to the court. All police cars are equipped with cameras. So obviously the incident was caught on film. Call his bluff and see what he does with that little tidbit of info!
foxkl 0
State troopers are the biggest pieces of sh*t ever, take it to court and if you win try and get the ass hole fired
gothymama 0
That's bullshit. Fight it, all the way. But hire an attorney. There's no way you could be at fault if he rear-ended you!
tronstar 0
Im not sure about where you live but I know in some states, and maybe even most if not all, if you get hit from behind the person that hits you automatically is at fault. So, the state trooper is definitely an asshole and you need to take this to court. He probably tried to play it off and write you a ticket so he wouldn't get fired.