Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML
Today, on the way to work, I saw a mama bear and two cubs beside the road. The guy in front of me hit and killed one of the cubs and sped off. Mama bear ran out into the road, blocked my path, and must have thought I killed her cub, because she attacked my car and tore the bumper and side panel off. FML
Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML
Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, I was waiting at an intersection. Across from me, a car was approaching when a bunny ran out. Trying to save it, I flashed my lights and beeped at the car crazily, and the bunny turned around. The lights turned, and as I drove forward the bunny came back out and I hit it. FML
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therealmike 0
YDI. Never stop in a travel lane when there are poor sightlines for traffic behind you. Just imagine the FML from the other guy's perspective. "Today, I was driving down the road and went around a sharp curve to suddenly discover that some dickless wonder had stopped his car in the middle of the road. With no time to react, I slammed into his car. Afterwards I asked him why he was stopped. His response? 'I was letting a groundhog cross the road.' FML"
Ret_fml 0
You're not supposed to stop for animals on the road, as horrible as it sounds. A few years ago a guy stopped for a family of ducks, but a truck smashed into them killing his wife and daughter. I'm an animal lover myself, but that's how life is, if they're on they road they're gonna get squished one way or another.
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Comments (140)
ViCT0RiA_fml 0
aw. :( this reminds me of that weird al song - "weasel stomping day." wheres that i reply with lyrics guy? (;
Niftylicious 0
he is gone but as his brother i will foward this news to him
ireply_w_lyrics 0
Your song request is my command "...But your Viking helmet on Spread that mayonaisse on the lawn Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day All the little girls and boys Love that wonderful crunching noise You'll know what this day's about When you stomp a weasel's guts right out So, come along and have a laugh Snap their weasely spines in half Grap your boots and stomp your cares away Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day..."
kike123 0
wow what the ****? you still failed to save the groundhog XD
mrdecay 3
ydi for not following the highway code.
iloveericmaynor 0
i agree that its bad to stop in the road but it is the other drivers fault. you should never be going fast enough that you cant stop if you need to.
Jason_Q 4
YDI for not driving a 2007 Scion tC
FogItNozzel 0
Well I think YDI for not driving a BMW 135i. What a stupid comment dude. If the OP was driving a Scion and got rearended the OP would be dead.
toink 0
YDI for not obeying your tom-tom
drummer4life 0
ROFL! just imagine what the tom tom might say. "Make a right turn" "**** the groundhog, floor it!"
kevind23 0
YDI for being an idiot driver! Why the **** would you stop in the middle of a road after a sharp turn?
allmidnighteyes 11
I would say **** the Groundhog's life, but you know, It doesn't have it anymore...
Bloodknight 22
OMG! Never read FML while eating JackNtheBox, bwahahaha! Made me spit my shake all over the table! FYL indeed!
allmidnighteyes 11
You shouldn't be eating Jack in the Box in the first place. That shit is ******* nasty, yo.
redbluegreen 41
Agreed.
ogloc 0
Ever heard of hazard lights?