nicholascageonyourface
Papillion, United States
Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
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Welshite 40
You interrupted the sacred Cage ritual. You shall die for your transgression!
SWC_Penguin 17
Mask? No, that was Nicholas Cage wearing a floral dress.
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Wizardo 34
Almighty Cage, accept this sacrifice of pepperoni pizza and this puny mortal delivery boy!
chronickX 11
Nicholas Cage fan club?
olpally 33
Obsessed much?? Looks like you made a delivery to psychoville and finkle's the mayor. Lol. Wow.
Whatapuffchild 23
oh lets join the party? Hanging with the cat lady
Omniprism 15
Creepy. Unless she did that on purpose to trip you out.
perdix 31
She's a national treasure! To me, the most stunning part of this story is that she got cats to wear Nicholas Cage masks! First, cats hate wearing things over there faces, and they all think they are Brad Pitt! (Cage has more of a dog face.)
sherrilb70 16
How could you tell she was in her mid 60's if she had a mask on?
perdix 31
#20, the shins gave it away.
mikeymayhem_87 15
Sagging boobs, liver spots, wrinkles, or greying hair gave it away, perhaps?
imtooshy 18
This FML really had me lmfao! Never know what goes on behind closed doors.
thanhmaaai 9
Omg that's creepy :/ but hey, she was probably just trying to have fun... In a cat lady sort of way...
kim_larsa 5
She's probably planning a plot to have her cats take over!