nicholascageonyourface
Papillion, United States
Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
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Welshite 40
You interrupted the sacred Cage ritual. You shall die for your transgression!
SWC_Penguin 17
Mask? No, that was Nicholas Cage wearing a floral dress.
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perdix 31
I'm also curious how she tipped. Was she Crazy Generous (like Vonage) or did she hoard her money to spend on cat fashions?
aimeecuria 9
The fuq
brittyed 11
This sounds like a set-up in a horror film before the freaky sh-t starts happening.
JohnnyPhoenix31 7
Don't disgrace the one true god by spelling his name with an H in it
Steffi 26
That is just perfect XD.
MikeyScene420 17
Get the hell out of there!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Ask no questions, take the money and go.
SigridAa 19
I laughed so hard!
Pandacupcakelove 26
Poor cats! At least your job isn't boring...
beneathitallxx 15
Lmfaoo scarred for life!