Today, I was complaining to my roommate that I never get asked out. Then, at work, a mentally challenged man left me his phone number on his pay ticket. Well, I guess I can't complain about never getting asked out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML
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Top comments
AngryNinja 1
poor man. he probably doesn't realize he's different. don't bitch about it, i feel bad for him. :(
24788 7
Creepy older man would of been worst.
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Comments (142)
lu95 16
theres nothing wrong with that! dont b such a bitch
DearLar 0
quit your bitching.
greekgal44 14
youre a bitch op
katiek97 0
just saying there is nothing wrong with mentally challenged people. he probably is really sweet. He wants a chance at life so maybe you shouldn't complain about being asked out by some one like him... bitchy much?...
Splayd 10
I love the way people are standing up for the retard-- SPECIFICALLY because he's a retard. Hypocrites.
kjklopu 1
If he was dyslexic and u started having sex u could end up doing the YMCA
ajkwilso 8
This lady is so mean. You honestly think it would be bad to date him? From what I can tell he is a better person than you
giggitygoo12 7
Don't hurt his feelings give him a call :( you might find love ?
gAt_d 26
Mentally challenged people need love too!
worldclassrager 41
Well did you take him up on the offer? Hey it's a start...maybe you'll get a few more...