Today, I was chewed out by a lady who claimed the laptop she bought wouldn't turn on, and that she wanted a refund. She yelled and shoved the laptop at me, not even listening when I told her I didn't even work at that store. FML
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Today, a customer yelled at me because we didn't have any laptops in stock. I work at a clothing store. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, a very rude older woman came in wanting to buy her first laptop. After a full hour showing her laptops and all the stuff you can do with them, she decided she didn’t want one. As a bonus, she told my manager, “He’s not very good at his job, is he?” Walk toward the light, you grave-dodging old bag. FML
Today, at work, a woman demanded a refund for a video game. She had no receipt, so due to company policy, I couldn't refund her. She reacted by loudly accusing me of being racist, then yelled that she'd see me in court as she finally stormed out. FML
Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML
Today, while working at a cell phone store, I helped an older woman learn how to use her newly updated phone. After trying to help her for over 20 minutes, she threatened to throw her phone at my head. FML
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Top comments
Latino_Nino 10
Just be like " imma be back in a minute to fix it" and just leave with it. It's a win- win.
Quackadoodledoo 13
She must have a problem with her memory. RAM it back in her face.
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Comments (103)
eyepuppy 31
Free laptop!
FrankHotpants 31
If you're going to wear khaki pants avoid wearing a collard shirt with it.
Adam5858 17
Im intested in reading the follow up of what then happened?Did she apologise or just walk away
skittyskatbrat 19
I suspect the computer is fine, and that it's an ID ten T error.
silasnolastname 7
hahaha idiot error I get it
Sunshine41 9
Sounds like she had a mental software malfunction!
bryanjamieluke 17
Tell her you need the receipt before you can fix it, and that you need to take it to a different location. Problem solved!
Mysterious_one 26
it's your lucky day... free laptop?
teashock 5
You might as well if you're wearing a blue shirt and khackis.
kelsorg 21
lol I'd drop that for her and walk away.
GEFStryker 29
No reason not to profit off of other people's stupidity, just smile, apologize for the inconvenience, and head to the 'back' to fix it.