Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML
Today, I rang up a customer’s items. The total came out to $24.67. She handed me a bag full of coins and looked at me expectantly. I asked if she had any other payment methods; she got irritated and said ,“If I did, I wouldn’t have given you this, stupid!” I had to count them. She was still 6 dollars short. FML
Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML
Today, I was tending the cash register. I scanned a lady's items which totaled $89.68. She paid with a $100 bill. I gave her $11.32 change. She angrily gave back the extra dollar and complained about "schools nowadays". I'm an AP Calculus student. FML
Today, I handed a middle-aged woman her change of $0.75 with three quarters. She looked at the change bewildered and threw the coins down, asking if she thought I could get away with only giving her thirty cents. I had to explain to her how much a quarter is worth. FML
Today, I was at a Baskin Robbins, and because of COVID, I don’t take any coin change. The cashier handed me $1 and a cent. I said, “Keep the penny.” That basically meant, “You're worth a penny”. She gave me the stink eye as I was leaving. FML
Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML
Today, I helped a lady carry her grocery bags to her car. She was so grateful that she offered me a tip. I refused, but she insisted. When I finally took it, I looked at the bill to see she'd given me $1. I smiled and said thank you, but she looked at me like I’d just robbed her. FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, at my fundraising job, I got my biggest donation ever: $500. I accidentally added a zero and charged the donor $5000. What I actually got? An angry phone call and a lecture from my boss. What I didn't get? A donation. FML
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mangoqueen 8
Why in the world would you not give someone correct change because they look rich?
JennaNGood 21
I work as a cashier and you sound ridiculous. Why on earth would you not give her HER OWN MONEY because she looked rich?! Even though it IS only a penny, that is technically stealing, you ****.
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MEM0817 18
Have you not learned the saying "don't judge a book by its cover" the people who look to be rich aren't as rich as they seem. I know plenty of people who are loaded but look like the average Joe on the street. YDI completely. Why ask someone if they really need their penny. Really?! Was it even worth it over a god damn cent?
yellowpablo 21
I aggree
integraloflove 0
you wouldn't want someone to keep your change, even if it is just a penny.
Mifflicious 18
I've been told that I had to have much money because of my haircut and stuff.. I cut my hair myself and I didn't have a job then. Why should anyone else get her one penny?
greeneye_fml 12
You are an asshole. I'm a cashier and wouldn't hold back change like that for any reason.
Elmoo_fml 16
Not really customer friendly what you did there!
dubstep12 8
Haha.. **** wipe:D
phograph 5
I made an account just to make sure that everyone knows this: OP is a dumbass.
Bonzer 2
If it was really only this than you should've put your usernsme as "OP is an dumbass"
phograph 5
I'd like to have a username I regularly use though. This won't be the only one I comment on.
monkeyhead641 6
******* bitch. You don't decide who gets money and who dosent
xNephilim 19
I hope you get fired. You're a cuntwipe.
dubstep12 8
Haha, cuntwipe xD
stary1722 6
It's none of your business whether she is rich or not. Do your damn job.
Doortje 30
What the hell? That's not your call to make. I hope for your sake she doesn't file a complaint about you. She bloody well should though.