Today, I was buying veggies with my five-year-old. She saw some brussel sprouts and begged me to buy them. I thought there was no way she'd like them, but I do, so I got them. Later, she was sitting on the couch eating them raw like candy. I have a weird kid. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my four year-old very loudly asked me if the little person she saw at the shops was like that because he didn't eat his vegetables. He definitely heard. FML
Today, I made broccoli and peas with dinner. My girlfriend pouted, sulked, and refused to eat "yucky veggies", demanding fries or chips. Apparently, I'm dating a fucking toddler. FML
Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML
Today, I discovered just how picky my son is. In addition to understandably not eating vegetables, he also doesn’t eat chicken fingers, pizza, or ice cream, along with several other foods I assumed all kids love. FML
Today, while trying to get my picky daughter to eat her dinner, I pretended to take some of her food and give it to her brother, thinking that would get her to eat it. Instead, she thanked me. FML
Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML
Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML
Today, my daughter said she wanted to be vegetarian like me. Beaming with pride, I made her plant-based burgers for dinner. She took one bite, screamed, "EW!" and started crying and begging for beef burgers. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was, "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
Yikes, sorry your kid likes healthy food, OP! I don't know how some people manage to keep going in this crazy world. I can only hope she's not a fan of flossing and going to bed at a fixed time.
SchlomoTheGrinch 18
I can't click either "Your life sucks" nor "You deserved it". It's just funny and cute =)
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Comments (35)
steve-a-lishious 1
those things are good lol
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
poor child, her ass is going to be on fire!! that's so much fiber lol
zinnish 11
That's super awesome - my 4yo loves eating raw veggies and fruit. Also, if you see your kid starts crying sweets or salty snacks, she may have a deficienCy in her diet that gives her cravings. But I wouldn't be worried at all about her craving veggies. Good job mom!
DanielleinDC 34
At least your kid likes veggies. Be grateful for small favors.
leo1106 15
Apparently, I used to do this with tomatoes which now cause me to gag if I so much as smell them. Enjoy this while it lasts, OP.
Alal3084 5
How is that a FML moment? That's not even a bad thing.
lucasj2345 7
you're complaining because your child likes a vegetable? what the hell is wrong with you?
sharond23 10
what the ****? How is this in any way an fml? your child likes vegetables and you're complaining? you sound like an idiot
shannon2348 14
for the life of me I don't understand how you can be upset because your kid likes brussel sprouts. How is this a problem? ydi.
123Puppy 33
It’s a good thing she likes vegetables.