anonymous
United States
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
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pcentral 17
Your gaze should have been directed about two feet higher
Dracoboxer357 36
That's actually a funny and cute comment, all in one. If anything, it must have made him smile. :) Don't sweat it, Op. We all have our tongue-tied moments. This one's just yours. ;)
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Roflfuckmylife47 5
The illustrations always bring the lulz
anon3345543211 12
Did they say they stole them from the president
madidawg 7
plot twist; * he doesnt even have legs*
anotherme 13
Anyone on tumblr? That's a legit way of greeting another person to see if they also have a tumblr account. Dunno whether that's why it was the first thing on OPs mind, but it would work with some people!
alexmisty88 16
Thanks I stole them from the president.
WholeWheatBread 9
If only it was "Thanks, nice bulge in your pants." Then it would have been REALLY awkward.
ZombieVampirez 24
That's the greatest flirting of all. You could of said "I like your face" ?
maelien 5
Did he steal them from the president?
LyricaSilvan 30
Did he say "I stole them from the president?" ;)
turtlesokay 14
What if he had said, "I stole them from the president"?